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Winter: "I put my paw in your mouth this morning, that answer should be enough for you. Now feed me."
Shoe: " I'm Standing on the cooker hob, like I'm not meant to. What of it?"
Splatto: " Your ankles, I shall twirl around them. Feed me!"
PC: " This litter? Yeah it's on the floor now. That will teach you. I'm hungry."
Derp was unavailable for contact because he was at someone else's house, THE HUSSY.
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Seems like the blog has gained some interest, which I wasn't expecting to be honest, as I ramble on about life as a sentient can opener.
Seems like the blog has gained some interest, which I wasn't expecting to be honest, as I ramble on about life as a sentient can opener.
It seems you good people like it. You are weird, but the good kind of weird. My last post racked up over 330 views in one evening! And the geographical distribution of people blew my mind a bit (not difficult, I get impressed when I eat my dinner without getting it on my top). But I thought that it might serve to illustrate what a fantastically small world we really live on. I have had views from: The USA, UK, Canada, Australia, Ireland, France, The Netherlands, Belgium, Germany, Peru, Russia, Kuwait, Hong Kong, Argentina, and Kenya.
My face, it was a bit like this when I read the stats. |
This is very cool, and totally unexpected, and I thank you all.
Now, I have things to do, so enjoy your day people of the world, and I shall update you this evening.
S
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